Being Myself…

Cheese is God!

// November 18th, 2009 // Experiences, Random Rants

My contention is that Cheese is God. The explanation is pretty simple. Cheese is Milk’s attempt at immortality. Now empirically we know that only God can achieve immortality or else the world would have been full of people we did not want to walk the earth longer.

Since it’s a given that only God can be immortal and Cheese does a pretty good job of it considering that Milk’s lifetime is around 12 hours and Cheese can last comfortably for around 15-20 lifetimes of Milk. In human age terms this would translate to 1000 years, if that’s not immortality than I am not sure what it…

So, basically I think that Cheese is Milk’s attempt at immortality!

Yays and Nays are welcome in Comments…

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